Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
These shorts are a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
Fabric Weight:13.6 oz/yd² (460 g/m²)
Fabric Strench:Slight Stretch
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
XS Waist 13.8, Length 16.9
S Waist 14.6, Length 17.3
M Waist 15.4, Length 17.7
L Waist 16.1, Length 18.1
XLWaist 16.9, Length 18.5
2XL Waist 17.7, Length 18.9
Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
These shorts are a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
Fabric Weight:13.6 oz/yd² (460 g/m²)
Fabric Strench:Slight Stretch
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
XS Waist 13.8, Length 16.9
S Waist 14.6, Length 17.3
M Waist 15.4, Length 17.7
L Waist 16.1, Length 18.1
XLWaist 16.9, Length 18.5
2XL Waist 17.7, Length 18.9
