Rat Race

$24.00
A reminder that you can be the fastest rat alive, but at the end of the day, you’re still a rat.
The perfect uniform for anyone who’s done pretending that “success” means selling your soul, and kissing the boss’s ring.

Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as a confession.
Wear it to work if your boss is a snake.

For those who choose freedom over society's imposed finish-line.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
A reminder that you can be the fastest rat alive, but at the end of the day, you’re still a rat.
The perfect uniform for anyone who’s done pretending that “success” means selling your soul, and kissing the boss’s ring.

Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as a confession.
Wear it to work if your boss is a snake.

For those who choose freedom over society's imposed finish-line.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most