Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Size Chart
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
50
52.5
54.5
57
59
Length
66
68
70
72
74
Shoulder
47
49
51
53
55
Sleeve length
18
19
19
20
21
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Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
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