Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart: Fits smaller than standard. See below.
M Chest 19.7, Length 26.0
L Chest 20.7, Length 26.8
XL Chest 21.5, Length 27.6
2XL Chest 22.4, Length 28.3
3XL Chest 23.2, Length 29.1
Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart: Fits smaller than standard. See below.
M Chest 19.7, Length 26.0
L Chest 20.7, Length 26.8
XL Chest 21.5, Length 27.6
2XL Chest 22.4, Length 28.3
3XL Chest 23.2, Length 29.1
