Not Your Darlin Coozie

For the bartenders, the heart-breakers, the ones who’ve seen it all and still show up swinging.

Flipping off every “hey baby” and "smile more" that’s ever slurred across the bar—here's a middle finger salute to bad tips, and worse pickup lines.

Not your darlin’. Not your therapist. Not your problem.

Here's to taking no shit.


• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed