Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Fabric: 47.1% cotton, 47.1% viscose, 5.8% spandex
Fabric Weight: 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine Cold (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL |
| cm | cm | cm | cm |
| Chest | 37 | 39 | 41 | 43 |
| Length | 43.5 | 45 | 46.5 | 48 |
| Shoulder | 29 | 30.5 | 32 | 33.5 |
| Sleeve length | 9.5 | 10 | 10.5 | 11 |
Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Fabric: 47.1% cotton, 47.1% viscose, 5.8% spandex
Fabric Weight: 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine Cold (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL |
| cm | cm | cm | cm |
| Chest | 37 | 39 | 41 | 43 |
| Length | 43.5 | 45 | 46.5 | 48 |
| Shoulder | 29 | 30.5 | 32 | 33.5 |
| Sleeve length | 9.5 | 10 | 10.5 | 11 |
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