Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This hoodie is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 60.3% cotton, 39.7% polyester
Fabric Weight: 11.8 oz
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold; Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
inch
inch
inch
inch
inch
inch
inch
Chest
24.4
25.2
26.0
26.8
27.6
28.3
29.1
Length
26.4
27.2
28.0
28.7
29.5
30.3
31.1
Shoulder
23.6
24.4
25.2
26.0
26.8
27.6
28.3
Sleeve length
21.3
21.7
22.0
22.4
22.8
23.2
23.6
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Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This hoodie is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 60.3% cotton, 39.7% polyester
Fabric Weight: 11.8 oz
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold; Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
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