For the dangerously nice and the suspiciously sincere. Designed to offend your HR department.
Dedicated to the ones who smile too long, talk too close, and hug like it’s a contact sport. A public service announcement from the Milwaukee Low Life Department of Unnecessary Affection—reminding the world that weirdos need love too.
Because around here, kindness is a red flag—and we fly it proudly.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
SIZE CHART:
S Length 28”, Chest 18”
M Length 29”, Chest 20”
L Length 30”, Chest 22”
XL Length 31”, Chest 24”
2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”
3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”
4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”
5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”
For the dangerously nice and the suspiciously sincere. Designed to offend your HR department.
Dedicated to the ones who smile too long, talk too close, and hug like it’s a contact sport. A public service announcement from the Milwaukee Low Life Department of Unnecessary Affection—reminding the world that weirdos need love too.
Because around here, kindness is a red flag—and we fly it proudly.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
SIZE CHART:
S Length 28”, Chest 18”
M Length 29”, Chest 20”
L Length 30”, Chest 22”
XL Length 31”, Chest 24”
2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”
3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”
4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”
5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”
