HUG A PERVERT

from $28.00
For the dangerously nice and the suspiciously sincere. Designed to offend your HR department.

Dedicated to the ones who smile too long, talk too close, and hug like it’s a contact sport. A public service announcement from the Milwaukee Low Life Department of Unnecessary Affection—reminding the world that weirdos need love too.

Because around here, kindness is a red flag—and we fly it proudly.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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For the dangerously nice and the suspiciously sincere. Designed to offend your HR department.

Dedicated to the ones who smile too long, talk too close, and hug like it’s a contact sport. A public service announcement from the Milwaukee Low Life Department of Unnecessary Affection—reminding the world that weirdos need love too.

Because around here, kindness is a red flag—and we fly it proudly.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center