Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
S Chest 17.3, Length 22.8
M Chest 18.1, Length 23.6
L Chest 18.9, Length 24.4
XL Chest 19.7, Length 25.2
Congratulations, champ. You clawed your way to the front of the rat race.
And what did you win?
A gold-plated wheel to spin on for the rest of your life.
This tee is a reminder that the grind is a joke, the hustle is a trap, and the only prize for playing the game is becoming the thing you swore you’d never be: another rat in the maze.
Printed for anyone allergic to corporate Kool-Aid.
Soft, durable, and built for last call.
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
S Chest 17.3, Length 22.8
M Chest 18.1, Length 23.6
L Chest 18.9, Length 24.4
XL Chest 19.7, Length 25.2
