A union-approved act of rebellion—a middle finger to punch cards, the cubicle, and every corporate drone who’s ever traded dreams for dental insurance. Corporate life’s a bad trip anyway—might as well make it a good one. Clock in, zone out, and remember: productivity is a state of mind.
*Unisex
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for durability and breathable comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction to prevent stretching and improve fit
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting shape retention
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
SIZE CHART:
S Length 28”, Chest 18”
M Length 29”, Chest 20”
L Length 30”, Chest 22”
XL Length 31”, Chest 24”
2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”
3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”
4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”
5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”
A union-approved act of rebellion—a middle finger to punch cards, the cubicle, and every corporate drone who’s ever traded dreams for dental insurance. Corporate life’s a bad trip anyway—might as well make it a good one. Clock in, zone out, and remember: productivity is a state of mind.
*Unisex
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for durability and breathable comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction to prevent stretching and improve fit
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting shape retention
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
SIZE CHART:
S Length 28”, Chest 18”
M Length 29”, Chest 20”
L Length 30”, Chest 22”
XL Length 31”, Chest 24”
2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”
3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”
4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”
5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”
