A cotton alibi. A ticket to nowhere, printed across your chest. Black-and-white proof that you were there but you’ll never confess. Inspired by dive-bar alibis, and the sacred art of plausible deniability.
Beer-soaked and uncooperative. Don't apologize. Don't explain.
S Width 17.00, Length 25.50
M Width 19.00, Length 26.00
L Width 21.00, Length 27.00
XL Width 23.00, Length 28.00
2XL 25.00, Length 28.50
3XL Width 27.00, Length 29.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
A cotton alibi. A ticket to nowhere, printed across your chest. Black-and-white proof that you were there but you’ll never confess. Inspired by dive-bar alibis, and the sacred art of plausible deniability.
Beer-soaked and uncooperative. Don't apologize. Don't explain.
S Width 17.00, Length 25.50
M Width 19.00, Length 26.00
L Width 21.00, Length 27.00
XL Width 23.00, Length 28.00
2XL 25.00, Length 28.50
3XL Width 27.00, Length 29.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
