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Vintage Washed Hangover Shorts
$35.00
The official uniform of the morning after. Sun-faded, beer-stained, and soft enough for Sunday lounging. They feel like they’ve already lived through a thousand bad decisions—and they’re ready for a thousand more.
Perfect for stumbling to the corner store, sleeping off regret, or philosophizing over a breakfast Bloody.
*Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| inch | inch | inch | inch | inch | |
| Length | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.5 | 21.3 | 22.0 |
| Waist | 13.4 | 14.2 | 15.0 | 15.7 | 16.5 |
| Hip | 22.8 | 23.6 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0 |
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The official uniform of the morning after. Sun-faded, beer-stained, and soft enough for Sunday lounging. They feel like they’ve already lived through a thousand bad decisions—and they’re ready for a thousand more.
Perfect for stumbling to the corner store, sleeping off regret, or philosophizing over a breakfast Bloody.
*Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| inch | inch | inch | inch | inch | |
| Length | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.5 | 21.3 | 22.0 |
| Waist | 13.4 | 14.2 | 15.0 | 15.7 | 16.5 |
| Hip | 22.8 | 23.6 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0 |