Vintage Washed Hangover Shorts

$35.00
The official uniform of the morning after. Sun-faded, beer-stained, and soft enough for Sunday lounging. They feel like they’ve already lived through a thousand bad decisions—and they’re ready for a thousand more.
Perfect for stumbling to the corner store, sleeping off regret, or philosophizing over a breakfast Bloody.
*Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.

 

Size Chart
SMLXL2XL
inchinchinchinchinch
Length18.9 19.7 20.5 21.3 22.0 
Waist13.4 14.2 15.0 15.7 16.5 
Hip22.8 23.6 24.4 25.2 26.0 
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The official uniform of the morning after. Sun-faded, beer-stained, and soft enough for Sunday lounging. They feel like they’ve already lived through a thousand bad decisions—and they’re ready for a thousand more.
Perfect for stumbling to the corner store, sleeping off regret, or philosophizing over a breakfast Bloody.
*Unisex
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.

 

Size Chart
SMLXL2XL
inchinchinchinchinch
Length18.9 19.7 20.5 21.3 22.0 
Waist13.4 14.2 15.0 15.7 16.5 
Hip22.8 23.6 24.4 25.2 26.0