D.A.R.E. Classic Tee

$28.00

Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.

Throw on this tee and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.

100%

SIZE CHART:

S Length 28”, Chest 18”

M Length 29”, Chest 20”

L Length 30”, Chest 22”

XL Length 31”, Chest 24”

2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”

3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”

4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”

5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”

Size:

Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.

Throw on this tee and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.

100%

SIZE CHART:

S Length 28”, Chest 18”

M Length 29”, Chest 20”

L Length 30”, Chest 22”

XL Length 31”, Chest 24”

2XL Length 32”, Chest 26”

3XL Length 33”, Chest 28”

4XL Length 34”, Chest 30”

5XL Length 35”, Chest 32”