***LIMITED EDITION***
This isn’t a hoodie. It’s a shrine stitched in cotton—a wearable altar to the only saint that ever answered Milwaukee’s prayers: Bloody Mary. Forget holy water, this relic is baptized in vodka and tomato juice, and comes with a pickle spear and a beer chaser.
It’s built for the bleary-eyed survivors of last night’s war—soft enough to pass out in, warm enough to crawl home in, and bold enough to announce your allegiance to the patron saint of hangovers. Wear it proudly. Redemption is a scam. Salvation comes rimmed in celery salt.
Grab one before they vanish like your dignity on Sunday morning.
• Unisex
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
***LIMITED EDITION***
This isn’t a hoodie. It’s a shrine stitched in cotton—a wearable altar to the only saint that ever answered Milwaukee’s prayers: Bloody Mary. Forget holy water, this relic is baptized in vodka and tomato juice, and comes with a pickle spear and a beer chaser.
It’s built for the bleary-eyed survivors of last night’s war—soft enough to pass out in, warm enough to crawl home in, and bold enough to announce your allegiance to the patron saint of hangovers. Wear it proudly. Redemption is a scam. Salvation comes rimmed in celery salt.
Grab one before they vanish like your dignity on Sunday morning.
• Unisex
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
