*****LIMITED EDITION*****
When the lights come on and the bartenders start rattling their keys like prison guards, only one holy figure remains to guide the damned: Our Lady of Last Call. Patron saint of empty wallets, slurred confessions, and one more round you definitely don’t need.
This tee is her banner. Stitched for the true disciples of chaos. Soft enough to soak up spilled beer, heavy enough to shield you on your stumbling pilgrimage to the afters. A relic of salvation in a city where church bells ring at bar time.
Wear it loud. Wear it drunk. Salvation is for the sober, and that ain’t us.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Gender: Unisex
Model: Regular
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Thin
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
M Chest 19.7, Length 26.0, Shoulder 18.5, Sleeve Length 7.1
L Chest 20.7, Length 26.8, Shoulder 19.3, Sleeve Length 7.5
XL Chest 21.5, Length 27.6, Shoulder 20.1, Sleeve Length 7.5
2XL Chest 22.4, Length 28.3, Shoulder 20.9, Sleeve Length 7.9
3XL Chest 23.2, Length 29.1, Shoulder 21.7, Sleeve Length 8.3
*****LIMITED EDITION*****
When the lights come on and the bartenders start rattling their keys like prison guards, only one holy figure remains to guide the damned: Our Lady of Last Call. Patron saint of empty wallets, slurred confessions, and one more round you definitely don’t need.
This tee is her banner. Stitched for the true disciples of chaos. Soft enough to soak up spilled beer, heavy enough to shield you on your stumbling pilgrimage to the afters. A relic of salvation in a city where church bells ring at bar time.
Wear it loud. Wear it drunk. Salvation is for the sober, and that ain’t us.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Gender: Unisex
Model: Regular
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Thin
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Size Chart
M Chest 19.7, Length 26.0, Shoulder 18.5, Sleeve Length 7.1
L Chest 20.7, Length 26.8, Shoulder 19.3, Sleeve Length 7.5
XL Chest 21.5, Length 27.6, Shoulder 20.1, Sleeve Length 7.5
2XL Chest 22.4, Length 28.3, Shoulder 20.9, Sleeve Length 7.9
3XL Chest 23.2, Length 29.1, Shoulder 21.7, Sleeve Length 8.3
