Our Lady (Ladies)

$30.00
*****LIMITED EDITION*****

When the lights come on and the bartenders start rattling their keys like prison guards, only one holy figure remains to guide the damned: Our Lady of Last Call. Patron saint of empty wallets, slurred confessions, and one more round you definitely don’t need.

This tee is her banner. Stitched for the true disciples of chaos. Soft enough to soak up spilled beer, heavy enough to shield you on your stumbling pilgrimage to the afters. A relic of salvation in a city where church bells ring at bar time.

Wear it loud. Wear it drunk. Salvation is for the sober, and that ain’t us.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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*****LIMITED EDITION*****

When the lights come on and the bartenders start rattling their keys like prison guards, only one holy figure remains to guide the damned: Our Lady of Last Call. Patron saint of empty wallets, slurred confessions, and one more round you definitely don’t need.

This tee is her banner. Stitched for the true disciples of chaos. Soft enough to soak up spilled beer, heavy enough to shield you on your stumbling pilgrimage to the afters. A relic of salvation in a city where church bells ring at bar time.

Wear it loud. Wear it drunk. Salvation is for the sober, and that ain’t us.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US