Blessed Be Thy Brunch Pillow

$34.00
Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.


• 100% polyester case
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)
Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.


• 100% polyester case
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)