Blessed Be Thy Brunch (Ladies)

$30.00

Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

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Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck