Blessed Be Thy Brunch

$31.00
Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!