Blessed Be Thy Brunch

$32.00
Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Finally, a sermon worth showing up for. This tee is for those who worship eggs over easy, toast burnt to hell, and a Bloody Mary stiff enough to scare the devil.

Here's to late mornings, vodka salvation, and sweet greasy redemption. Blessed be thy brunch… now pass the damn bacon.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US